As you all have surely heard, all of the gas in Atlanta is gone. Surely it won’t be more than a few days until all of the gas everywhere is gone. We are really only weeks away from Mad Max becoming a reality. Or Water World if you believe Robert Kennedy Jr. I am here to save you though. Up for sale is the last gas in Atlanta. By the time the auction ends it will probably be the last gas anywhere. You can thank me later, but for now you must bid. Surely this gas will be worth thousands of dollars shortly, so bid early and bid often. Due to hazmat issues, shipping is not available.
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